vilnius - user 2018-02-21T00:19:04-05:00 Trust - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:181622 2016-07-05T15:45:41-04:00 2016-07-05T15:45:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Serena Williams - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:178308 2015-07-04T19:19:48-04:00 2015-07-04T19:19:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Caitlyn Jenner - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:178130 2015-06-16T10:08:19-04:00 2015-06-16T10:08:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> What did the giraffe say when he walked into the bar - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:177461 2015-04-02T21:43:27-04:00 2015-04-02T21:43:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Tasteful - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:176233 2014-12-04T21:40:06-05:00 2014-12-04T21:40:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> I just bought a smart TV - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:176195 2014-12-01T23:19:04-05:00 2014-12-01T23:19:04-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> What do you call a redhead with an attitude - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:176143 2014-11-28T09:58:39-05:00 2014-11-28T09:58:39-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:176103 2014-11-25T12:24:36-05:00 2014-11-25T12:24:36-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Money cant buy happiness - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:175932 2014-11-15T21:47:48-05:00 2014-11-15T21:47:48-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Iggy Azalea - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:175057 2014-09-14T18:01:41-04:00 2014-09-14T18:01:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Birth control - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:174921 2014-08-31T08:59:16-04:00 2014-08-31T08:59:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Farts - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:174766 2014-08-20T22:05:22-04:00 2014-08-20T22:05:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Kim Kardashian - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:173694 2014-05-28T19:56:07-04:00 2014-05-28T19:56:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Vacuous - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:172223 2014-03-29T16:27:39-04:00 2014-03-29T16:27:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The Academy Awards Show - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:171782 2014-03-03T22:51:59-05:00 2014-03-03T22:51:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Curling - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:171289 2014-02-12T10:55:30-05:00 2014-02-12T10:55:30-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> You can dress hip - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:171072 2014-02-01T13:55:03-05:00 2014-02-01T13:55:03-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Valentines Day - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:171065 2014-02-01T10:28:10-05:00 2014-02-01T10:28:10-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Ive been looking for twenty minutes - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:170762 2014-01-12T18:39:50-05:00 2014-01-12T18:39:50-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Blondes - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:170610 2014-01-03T23:58:25-05:00 2014-01-03T23:58:25-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Captain - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:170383 2013-12-20T19:17:05-05:00 2013-12-20T19:17:05-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> that darn cat - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:167600 2013-08-03T18:29:16-04:00 2013-08-03T18:29:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Wendys actress or Wendy Thomas - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:167156 2013-07-09T09:11:21-04:00 2013-07-09T09:11:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> The Seven Dwarfs - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:165797 2013-05-15T20:47:56-04:00 2013-05-15T20:47:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Sweet dreams - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:165701 2013-05-11T17:23:00-04:00 2013-05-11T17:23:00-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> She got her looks from her father. - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:165648 2013-05-09T18:24:14-04:00 2013-05-09T18:24:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Bachelorhood - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:165647 2013-05-09T18:15:38-04:00 2013-05-09T18:15:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> pee pool - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:165464 2013-05-01T20:06:51-04:00 2013-05-01T20:06:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Big hair - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:165312 2013-04-25T17:32:25-04:00 2013-04-25T17:32:25-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> Sorry Adele - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:165159 2013-04-19T23:08:50-04:00 2013-04-19T23:08:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> THE BLONDE LEADING THE BLONDE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:165010 2013-04-11T18:15:02-04:00 2013-04-11T18:15:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> WHY CANT BLONDES DIAL 911 - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:164985 2013-04-10T21:05:41-04:00 2013-04-10T21:05:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>They cant find the 11 button. THE JOB INTERVIEW - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:164272 2013-03-10T19:52:19-04:00 2013-03-10T19:52:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>March right in and put your best foot forward YOUR NEW DORM ROOMMATE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:164270 2013-03-10T18:48:06-04:00 2013-03-10T18:48:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>have a great year MEANWHILE - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:164235 2013-03-09T10:34:08-05:00 2013-03-09T10:34:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>downstream from the free beer and vitamin B festival... THE KING OF COOL - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:164214 2013-03-07T23:27:06-05:00 2013-03-07T23:27:06-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Men when in doubt buying clothes choosing a drink or dating a woman<br>just ask yourself What would Steve McQueen do LAXATIVES - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:164129 2013-03-04T20:09:08-05:00 2013-03-04T20:09:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>check the traffic report before you take one YOUR EXGIRLFRIEND - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:164051 2013-03-02T20:41:27-05:00 2013-03-02T20:41:27-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>ex isnt in her vocabulary HARLEM SHAKE RIP - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:164050 2013-03-02T20:39:09-05:00 2013-03-02T20:39:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I just couldnt take it any more IVE GONE A WHOLE WEEK WITHOUT A NEW BOYFRIEND - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:164049 2013-03-02T20:15:15-05:00 2013-03-02T20:15:15-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> CAFFEINE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:162718 2013-01-13T20:21:02-05:00 2013-01-13T20:21:02-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Theres nothing like that twelfth cup of coffee in the morning HOW CUTE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:162328 2013-01-01T10:10:53-05:00 2013-01-01T10:10:53-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>and seconds later the photographer had severe lacerations to the face YOUR PREGNANT WIFE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:161905 2012-12-19T19:31:22-05:00 2012-12-19T19:31:22-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>you know what she wants and she wants it NOW ARENT YOU GOING TO SAY GESUNDHEIT - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:161848 2012-12-17T19:44:55-05:00 2012-12-17T19:44:55-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> DRINKING PROBLEM - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:161817 2012-12-16T16:16:08-05:00 2012-12-16T16:16:08-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>its not just a problem for Ted Striker ESPRESSO - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:161449 2012-12-09T20:37:44-05:00 2012-12-09T20:37:44-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its so FREAKIN good WAR IS SWEET TO THOSE WHO DONT KNOW IT. DESIDERIUS ERASMUS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:161447 2012-12-09T18:23:09-05:00 2012-12-09T18:23:09-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> DONT BE SAD - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:160948 2012-11-23T08:21:14-05:00 2012-11-23T08:21:14-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>sometimes puberty takes a while IM MOST THANKFUL - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:160923 2012-11-22T11:19:12-05:00 2012-11-22T11:19:12-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>that this pisses off PETA RATS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:160900 2012-11-21T14:47:46-05:00 2012-11-21T14:47:46-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dropped my pacifier OLIVE OYL - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:160771 2012-11-16T20:00:59-05:00 2012-11-16T20:00:59-05:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Bluto and Popeye beat the crap out of each other over HER BEER GOGGLES - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:160374 2012-11-01T22:46:38-04:00 2012-11-01T22:46:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>dont work in reverse FAKE HAIR COLOR FAKE TAN - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159981 2012-10-16T22:45:33-04:00 2012-10-16T22:45:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>fake psychic THERES A FINE LINE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:159959 2012-10-15T21:19:14-04:00 2012-10-15T21:19:14-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>between bravery and stupidity SUBSTITUTE TEACHING - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:159924 2012-10-14T19:02:51-04:00 2012-10-14T19:02:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is it worth 40day JABBA AND JUNE - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:159685 2012-10-05T20:31:04-04:00 2012-10-05T20:31:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Luke and Leia werent the only twins separated at birth THE LEARNING CHANNEL - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:159656 2012-10-04T23:04:53-04:00 2012-10-04T23:04:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For the love of God tell me its not seen outside of the United States WHAT - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:159655 2012-10-04T22:58:50-04:00 2012-10-04T22:58:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I left the toilet seat down IF YOU RECOGNIZE THESE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:159594 2012-10-03T18:40:08-04:00 2012-10-03T18:40:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>you just might have been a nerd THE WALKING DEAD - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159527 2012-10-02T13:27:09-04:00 2012-10-02T13:27:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>now modelling at the Paris Fashion Show YOU NEED A LICENSE TO FISH - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159370 2012-09-26T20:18:44-04:00 2012-09-26T20:18:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>but anyone can reproduce ADAM SANDLER - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:159334 2012-09-25T20:42:21-04:00 2012-09-25T20:42:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the older he gets the funnier he used to be SOMEWHERE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:159263 2012-09-23T19:49:32-04:00 2012-09-23T19:49:32-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>a trailer hitch is missing its chrome ANGEL OF DEATH - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:159081 2012-09-16T21:29:39-04:00 2012-09-16T21:29:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>And in those days shall men seek death and shall not find it and shall desire<br>to die and death shall flee from them.<br>Revelation 9. 6 COLLEGE ROOMMATES - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159069 2012-09-16T18:01:33-04:00 2012-09-16T18:01:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Just enough immaturity to keep things fun LADY GAGA PERFUME - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:159059 2012-09-16T09:11:58-04:00 2012-09-16T09:11:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>smells kind of like Madonna but with a huge dose of pretension IF I DRESS LIKE AN IDIOT - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:159045 2012-09-15T21:00:24-04:00 2012-09-15T21:00:24-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>will you pay attention to me XFACTOR SPONSOR FOR NEXT SEASON - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:159035 2012-09-15T11:57:50-04:00 2012-09-15T11:57:50-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>will switch from Pepsi to Preparation H - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:159025 2012-09-14T22:47:10-04:00 2012-09-14T22:47:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br> IN NEW YORK CITY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:158998 2012-09-13T21:06:10-04:00 2012-09-13T21:06:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>one of these items is considered too dangerous for your health to be legal IT TOOK TWO HOURS FOR THIS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:158922 2012-09-10T20:34:36-04:00 2012-09-10T20:34:36-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Natural beauty takes as a minimum 2 hours in front of a mirror.<br>Pamela Anderson MOMS ATTENTION - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:158877 2012-09-09T21:00:09-04:00 2012-09-09T21:00:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is never so wanted then when shes on the phone SMUGNESS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:158873 2012-09-09T19:00:31-04:00 2012-09-09T19:00:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>thy name is feline IMOGEN HEAP - Rating: 2.2/5,2007-01-01:158871 2012-09-09T18:48:21-04:00 2012-09-09T18:48:21-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>What a woman<br>or<br>What a woman APATHY - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:158716 2012-09-05T18:03:05-04:00 2012-09-05T18:03:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>whatever add your own Subtext COMFORT - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:158478 2012-08-31T10:03:58-04:00 2012-08-31T10:03:58-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Kind words do not cost much.<br>Yet they accomplish much.<br>Blaise Pascal EPSTEIN AND HORSHACK - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:158434 2012-08-30T11:46:30-04:00 2012-08-30T11:46:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>graduated but not forgotten MATURITY - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:158433 2012-08-30T09:57:04-04:00 2012-08-30T09:57:04-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>is overrated LEGACY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:158429 2012-08-30T09:01:57-04:00 2012-08-30T09:01:57-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Will yours be more than just a faded headstone TRUST - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:158281 2012-08-26T17:55:41-04:00 2012-08-26T17:55:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Were never so vulnerable than when we trust someone<br>Walter Anderson HONEY I HAD THE STRANGEST DREAM - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:158231 2012-08-25T09:39:29-04:00 2012-08-25T09:39:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I was in a sheep shearing contest....oh SUGAR AND SPICE - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:158148 2012-08-21T20:20:38-04:00 2012-08-21T20:20:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>and everything nice GO AHEAD - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:158110 2012-08-20T19:58:44-04:00 2012-08-20T19:58:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>dress me in just ONE more silly little outfit SENSE OF HUMOR - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:158067 2012-08-19T16:08:03-04:00 2012-08-19T16:08:03-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It is the ability to take a joke not make one<br>that proves you have a sense of humor.<br>Max Eastman SKINNY JEANS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:158049 2012-08-18T22:50:17-04:00 2012-08-18T22:50:17-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>available in the womens department MOTHS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:158046 2012-08-18T20:55:44-04:00 2012-08-18T20:55:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>arent the only thing attracted to the spotlight I WOULD CUT UP HER CREDIT CARDS - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:157998 2012-08-16T21:31:59-04:00 2012-08-16T21:31:59-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>but this is more fun EYES - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:157992 2012-08-16T18:38:44-04:00 2012-08-16T18:38:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Look into my eyes and hear what Im not saying<br>for my eyes speak louder than my voice ever will....Unknown. WENDY THOMAS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:157971 2012-08-15T23:01:55-04:00 2012-08-15T23:01:55-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>A promotion for fast food or a warning KILL US - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:157895 2012-08-12T20:00:52-04:00 2012-08-12T20:00:52-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>kill us now WALKING AND CHEWING GUM - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:157882 2012-08-12T11:17:12-04:00 2012-08-12T11:17:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>some people shouldnt try it NICKI MINAJ - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:157881 2012-08-12T10:48:44-04:00 2012-08-12T10:48:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>forced to listen to her own music SEX AND THE CITY 3 - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:157868 2012-08-11T23:15:01-04:00 2012-08-11T23:15:01-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Carrie hits menopause INCONTINENCE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:157764 2012-08-08T18:02:43-04:00 2012-08-08T18:02:43-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>can strike at any time NEVER - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:157763 2012-08-08T14:56:18-04:00 2012-08-08T14:56:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>piss off your hairdresser GO AHEAD - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:157754 2012-08-07T23:42:30-04:00 2012-08-07T23:42:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Tailgate me mother... CONSTIPATION - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:157750 2012-08-07T21:08:02-04:00 2012-08-07T21:08:02-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>can make you appreciate the formerly unappreciated FOR THE LOVE OF GOD - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:157748 2012-08-07T18:40:12-04:00 2012-08-07T18:40:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>never piss this man off FAKE TANS ARE HOT - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:157736 2012-08-07T10:51:16-04:00 2012-08-07T10:51:16-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>said no man ever YOU WERE TOO DRUNK TO REMEMBER - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:157704 2012-08-06T08:51:27-04:00 2012-08-06T08:51:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>but the internet will never let you forget WERE NONCONFORMISTS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:157683 2012-08-05T17:34:51-04:00 2012-08-05T17:34:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Thats why we all dress alike SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:157677 2012-08-05T14:44:11-04:00 2012-08-05T14:44:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>for aquaphobes ITS LIKE LIFE IS A TUXEDO - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:157616 2012-08-02T18:17:10-04:00 2012-08-02T18:17:10-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>and Im just a pair of brown shoes. BUT YOU PROMISED YOUD CHANGE - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:157610 2012-08-02T12:54:33-04:00 2012-08-02T12:54:33-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yeah and just like the last four times I told you that I LIED SO YOU CHOSE THE BAD BOY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:157570 2012-07-31T22:17:05-04:00 2012-07-31T22:17:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>over the nice guy<br>Howd that work out for ya THE LEARNING CHANNEL - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:157510 2012-07-29T22:11:26-04:00 2012-07-29T22:11:26-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>You keep using that word. I do not think<br>it means what you think it means. FEMININITY - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:157454 2012-07-28T14:06:07-04:00 2012-07-28T14:06:07-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>This aint it THIS PHOTO - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:157348 2012-07-25T10:02:42-04:00 2012-07-25T10:02:42-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Encapsulates everything thats wrong with America MY EXWIFES SUPERPOWER - Rating: 5/5,2007-01-01:157318 2012-07-24T19:37:53-04:00 2012-07-24T19:37:53-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>the ability to stretch 15 seconds of information into a five minute phone call ADVICE - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:157266 2012-07-22T22:28:19-04:00 2012-07-22T22:28:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life. IT WAS HORRIBLE - Rating: 4.8/5,2007-01-01:157261 2012-07-22T18:08:47-04:00 2012-07-22T18:08:47-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I dreamt I was in a world where only smart and talented people could be famous CALL ME MAYBE - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:157208 2012-07-20T22:18:41-04:00 2012-07-20T22:18:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Someone PLEASE make it stop OPRAH - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:157159 2012-07-19T09:21:39-04:00 2012-07-19T09:21:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>just learned that theres someone on the<br>planet who doesnt know who she is. NARCISSISM - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:157112 2012-07-17T23:37:41-04:00 2012-07-17T23:37:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>One of the troubles about vanity is that it grows with what it feeds on.<br>The more you are talked about the more you will wish to be talked about.<br>Bertrand Russell WHO FARTED - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:157109 2012-07-17T20:19:44-04:00 2012-07-17T20:19:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Ill give you one guess ATTENTION WHORE - Rating: 4.5/5,2007-01-01:157103 2012-07-17T18:35:38-04:00 2012-07-17T18:35:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>noun someone desperate for others to<br>notice him and to be the center of<br>attention. LAXATIVES - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:157033 2012-07-15T17:18:40-04:00 2012-07-15T17:18:40-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>where will you be when they start to work RAPUNZEL - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:156949 2012-07-13T10:10:29-04:00 2012-07-13T10:10:29-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yep she was a blonde GIMMICKS - Rating: 4.3/5,2007-01-01:156883 2012-07-11T07:29:11-04:00 2012-07-11T07:29:11-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>can make a great substitute for talent WHERE WERE YOU - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:156881 2012-07-11T07:17:19-04:00 2012-07-11T07:17:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>when Lindsay Lohan sneezed TECHNO MUSIC - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:156641 2012-07-03T09:34:51-04:00 2012-07-03T09:34:51-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>because learning a musical instrument is too hard WHOS THE FAIREST OF THEM ALL - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:156575 2012-07-01T08:47:46-04:00 2012-07-01T08:47:46-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Kristen Stewart Seriously Damn things broken again. IRONY - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:156476 2012-06-29T13:50:48-04:00 2012-06-29T13:50:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Living the American dream while singing songs about how hard life is DEEP THOUGHTS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:156452 2012-06-28T22:10:37-04:00 2012-06-28T22:10:37-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>cant be forced HEAD AND SHOULDERS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:156451 2012-06-28T21:53:15-04:00 2012-06-28T21:53:15-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>its now available in prescription strength WEDDINGS AND BOOZE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:156409 2012-06-27T22:56:44-04:00 2012-06-27T22:56:44-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>making heterosexual white men think they can dance for generations. THE JERSEY SHORE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:156397 2012-06-27T20:38:19-04:00 2012-06-27T20:38:19-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Its a first strike target HAVING YOUR SUMMER OFF - Rating: 4.1/5,2007-01-01:156395 2012-06-27T19:37:30-04:00 2012-06-27T19:37:30-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes its just not worth it GRAVITY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:156368 2012-06-27T08:39:09-04:00 2012-06-27T08:39:09-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>does pull it sucks SKINNY JEANS - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:156356 2012-06-26T23:19:49-04:00 2012-06-26T23:19:49-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Dont let the name fool ya WINTER HATS - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:156354 2012-06-26T22:35:31-04:00 2012-06-26T22:35:31-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>in the summer time they make it easy to spot the douche bags. SORRY HONEY - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:156333 2012-06-26T13:35:38-04:00 2012-06-26T13:35:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>but well discuss our communication issues AFTER the game BEING A DJ - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:156324 2012-06-26T09:15:22-04:00 2012-06-26T09:15:22-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>because learning a real musical instrument is hard DAY DREAMS - Rating: 3.7/5,2007-01-01:156280 2012-06-25T08:35:06-04:00 2012-06-25T08:35:06-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>I cant wait to have more dream weddings KRAZY GLUE - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:156264 2012-06-24T21:37:41-04:00 2012-06-24T21:37:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Giving us great pranks since 1973 PENELOPE CRUZ - Rating: 3.1/5,2007-01-01:156141 2012-06-21T22:48:39-04:00 2012-06-21T22:48:39-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>How can a woman with no upper lip be so hot FASHION MODELS - Rating: 4.2/5,2007-01-01:156108 2012-06-21T08:34:41-04:00 2012-06-21T08:34:41-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Sometimes theyre just being punkd EPHIPHANY - Rating: 3.6/5,2007-01-01:156088 2012-06-20T20:57:56-04:00 2012-06-20T20:57:56-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Waking up and realizing your boyfriend isnt as mature as you thought CADILLAC - Rating: 4/5,2007-01-01:156087 2012-06-20T20:51:48-04:00 2012-06-20T20:51:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Retirees and Rappers agree WOMENS OLYMPIC WRESTLING - Rating: 4.6/5,2007-01-01:156064 2012-06-20T16:33:34-04:00 2012-06-20T16:33:34-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Maybe Freud was right WHAT A SEXY TERCEL - Rating: 4.7/5,2007-01-01:156046 2012-06-19T22:36:05-04:00 2012-06-19T22:36:05-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>said no woman ever OBESITY - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:156044 2012-06-19T21:05:48-04:00 2012-06-19T21:05:48-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Hasnt always been a health issue but its always been hilarious LIGHT BEER - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:155992 2012-06-18T22:45:38-04:00 2012-06-18T22:45:38-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>For people who want all the buzz of beer without the taste STEVE MCQUEEN - Rating: 4.4/5,2007-01-01:155988 2012-06-18T22:05:28-04:00 2012-06-18T22:05:28-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Yep you will NEVER be as cool as him HIPSTERS - Rating: 4.9/5,2007-01-01:155986 2012-06-18T21:46:12-04:00 2012-06-18T21:46:12-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>It takes a lot of effort to look like you dont care. SOPHIA VERGARA - Rating: 2.7/5,2007-01-01:155980 2012-06-18T21:01:08-04:00 2012-06-18T21:01:08-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Shes a secret love child ADELE - Rating: 3.9/5,2007-01-01:155972 2012-06-18T19:40:27-04:00 2012-06-18T19:40:27-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>If youre not creative enough to be original go retro MAD MAGAZINE IDOL - Rating: 3.3/5,2007-01-01:155970 2012-06-18T19:30:18-04:00 2012-06-18T19:30:18-04:00 <a href=""><img src=""></a><br>Alfred E. Newman 2011 American Idol Winner